DAMMIT! WHY THE HELL NOT?!

That’s right, I’m back! I apologise to those of you who were rather hopeful I had simply dropped dead, and that that was why I had stopped posting. 
I returned, late last night, from my holiday in Scotland.
I shan’t bore you with the details, but here is a brief overview of what happened:

It was a good few days. Apparently. All I know is that I was very, very sick, I remember nothing other than that, and I woke up in the morning with a set of lines telling me that I had two and a quarter litres of Strongbow, and the words you are drunk. written on my palm by goodness knows who.

I’ve missed Tumblr. I’ve missed you all. We should all elope, somewhere. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNt-vUkFO1w

My face when the latest episode of SoI is up.

Also, I swear Lewis shot Knight_Peculier in the head with an arrow..

Rum shots.

That’s the first thing I should mention. The second thing I should mention is that they’re slow acting. This is something I only remembered to ask after four or five shots. By my seventh shot, I could feel the magic working, and I remember people cheering me on to drink more. Which I did.

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This is the first ‘maze’ I’ve found that doesn’t have limited lead in the pencil.

To be honest, I think Cedric Diggory’s death in Goblet of Fire was pretty arousing.