Today, while on a walk, I spotted a squirrel tail, with a bit of squirrel still attached. Deciding it the only appropriate course of action, I put it in my handbag.
Had a dream that I was Gryffindor head of house and something bad was on the way, so I sent all the students to their dorms, and then the Dark Lord burst through the front door and attacked me with a water pistol.
If you have ever wondered what fish fingers and custard taste like, I can honestly tell you that it’s a recipe I will be using again.
