Oh you, mennergoat.
(Having discussed my boyfriend's tendency to flirt with any girl he thinks is attractive, we come to this conclusion)
Me: I've never so much as looked at another guy since we've been together.
(We talk further on this)
Me: So I can look at other guys?
Boyfriend: Yeah, just don't touch.
Me: And I can talk to other guys?
Me: And I can hug other guys?
Boyfriend: .. Yeah.
Me: And I can kiss them on the cheek?
(We return to watching James Bond quietly on in the background. At this point, Daniel Craig is tied naked to a chair. I decide to test how much it would bother my boyfriend to know I'm looking)
Me: Is he tied naked to a chair?
Boyfriend: Yeah, apparently.
Me: Shame they don't change the camera angle.
Boyfriend: (suddenly) He's really small.
Boyfriend: He's small.
Me: How do you know?
Boyfriend: Well.. Because.. He's a good-looking guy and he can't have everything right with him.
Me: (Smiling subtly) But you're a good-looking guy..
Boyfriend: I'm not and that's different.